I DON'T KNOW......!!

                                                                      
    A Texan is sitting in a bar far from home                             
    when Barack Obama comes on TV.                                        
                                                                          
    The man looks at the TV and says, "Obama                              
    is a horse's ass."                                                    
                                                                          
    Out of nowhere, a local jumps up and punches                        
    him in the face knocking the Texan off his bar stool, then stomps out.                                                                                                                                  
    He gets up, rubbing his cheek and orders                              
    another beer. Shortly after, Michelle Obama appears on the TV.
 He looks at the TV and says, "She is a horse's                    
    ass too!"                                                                                                                                    
    Out of nowhere, another local punches him on the other side of the face, knocking him off his bar stool again.                                                                
                                                                          
   He gets back up and looks at the bartender,                           
    "I take it this is Obama country?"                                    
                                                                          
    "Nope." replies the bartender.                                        
    "Horse country."