SENIORITY

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting, and their kids and grandkids 
have to figure it out, there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code) manual:

ATD: At The Doctor's


BFF: Best Friend Farted


BTW: Bring The  Wheelchair


BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth


CBM: Covered By Medicare


CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center


DWI: Driving While Incontinent


FWBB: Friend With Beta Blockers


FWIW: Forgot Where I Was


FYI: Found Your Insulin


GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!


GHA: Got Heartburn Again


HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement


IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?


LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out


LOL: Living On Lipitor


LWO:  Lawrence Welk's On


OMMR: On My Massage Recliner


OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.


ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up


SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop


TTYL: Talk To You Louder


WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?


WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again


WTP: Where's  The Prunes?


WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil