Murder at Wal-Mart!

I have NO idea if this is true! If it IS, then, justice is fair!

Tired of constantly being broke and stuck  in an unhappy marriage, a young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then arranging to have her killed. A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-sided underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.'  Artie explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing  out a spouse was $5,000. The husband said he was willing to pay that amount,but that he wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's insurance money.   Artie insisted on being paid at least something  up front,  so the man opened his wallet,  displaying a single dollar bill that rested inside.  Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, and reluctantly  agreed to accept the dollar as down payment  for the dirty deed.  A few days later,  Artie followed the man's wife  to the local Wal-Mart store.  There, he surprised  her in the produce department and proceeded to  strangle her with his gloved hands.  As the poor  unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and  slumped to the floor, the manager of the produce department stumbled unexpectedly onto the  murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living  witnesses behind,  ol' Artie had no choice but to  strangle the produce manager as well! However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings  were captured by the hidden security cameras &  observed by the store's security guard, who  immediately called the police. Artie was caught and  arrested before he could even leave the store. Under intense questioning at the police station,  Artie revealed the whole sordid plan, including  his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested. The next day in the newspaper,  the headline declared... (You're going to hate me for this...) 'ARTIE CHOKES 2 for $1.00         @ WAL-MART!' Oh, quit groaning! I don't write this stuff! I get it from my warped friends  and then forward it to you!