NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when 
             they are right and you need to shut up.
(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
 Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
 to watch the game before helping around the house.
(3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, 
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
(4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often 
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why 
she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. 
(Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman 
can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding
 how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. 
Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 
'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT
 say 'you're welcome'.  That will bring on a 'whatever').
(8) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying  ???????????? YOU!
(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning 
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. 
This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.


* Send this to the men you know, to warn them about arguments 
    they can avoid if they remember the terminology
* Send this to all the women you know to give them a good laugh, cause they know it's true!!!